Proud to be British because.....?!
Question:
Proud to be British because.....?
Only in Britain.......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
Only in Britain....do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the driveway, and lock up our lawn mower and cheap junk in the garage.
Not to mention...3 Brits die each year by testing if a 9v battery works......on their tongues.
58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers
31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas trees, while the fairy lights were still plugged in.
And...18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 by trying on their new Christmas jumpers while holding a lit cigarette in their mouths.
RULE BRITANNIA!!!!
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funny and true, only in Britain do we trust doctor`s and then we hear they try to blow children up in airports <<>>