The best joke ever!!?!
Question:
The best joke ever!!?
I just got this joke off the internet.
The young Texan came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!"
Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?"
The young Texan answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number."
I STARTED LAUGHING LIKE CRAZY! What do you think of it? Also if you have any other jokes... plz no bad words in them :D
3 weeks ago
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Answers:
heres one:
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"