Funny...................?!
Question:
Funny...................?
A distraught man goes to see a psychologist. How may I help you?’ the doctor asks. Doc, every night, I have the same dream. I’m lying in bed and a dozen women walk in and try to rip my clothes off and have wild sex with me. And then what do you do? the shrink asks. I push them away, the man says. Then what do you want me to do? the shrink asks. Break my arms!
Answers:
Very goood, I like it.
Heard this?
A guy said to his girlfriend: 'How about us spending a romantic weekend in a nice quiet hotel?'
She said 'I'm afraid that my awareness of your proclivities in the esoteric aspects of sexual behaviour precludes you from such erotic confrontation'
'Er . . . sorry . . . I don't get it'
'Exactly!'