The flood joke?!


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The flood joke?

it rained and it rained and there was a flood in this small town. the fire brigade went around knocking on all the doors. 'come with us', they say, its going to get worse. one man says he will stay because God will save him. the water keeps rising and the rescuers come in a boat. 'come with us' they said, but still the devout man insists that God will save him..the water continues to rise and its now up to the roof of the house. the man has to climb onto his chimney to keep from drowning..a chopper comes and lowers a ladder to the man, 'come with us this is your last chance' but the man insists that God will save him. he dies and goes to the pearly gates and is furious. he wants to speak to God. God appears and the man lets him have it..I have lived by your rules all my life, never got into any sort of trouble, i was a model citizen, and went to mass every other day...and you let me die. God said 'i sent you a boat, a fire engine and a helicopter, what more do you want


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ha ha ha that was a good one

Thanks for the laugh i needed it!


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