Who Was Jesus?!

Who Was Jesus?

WHO WAS JESUS?

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everyone brother.
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into His Father's business.
2 He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God.


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

1. He talked with His hands.
2. He had wine with His meals.
3. He used olive oil.


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a
Californian:

1. He never cut His hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an
American Indian:

1. He was at peace with nature.
2. He ate a lot of fish.
3. He talked about the Great Spirit.


But then there were 3 equally good arguments the Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.


But some of the most compelling evidence of all: 3 proofs that Jesus may have been a
Woman:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men, who just didn't get it.
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was work to do.

But then was he simply just a common cult leader?


AMEN

Wow that's cool! =) Good thinking!