A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:?!
Question:
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:?
Cheese Sandwich: £1.50
Chicken Sandwich: £1.75
Hand Job: £10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile. "Can I help you?"
"I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"
"Yes," she purrs, "indeed I am."
The man replies, "Well wash your f**king hands, I want a cheese sandwich!"
Answers:
ha ! Yes !! actually a GOOD joke !