Bush, Blair, and Ahmadinejad in Hell?!
Question:
Bush, Blair, and Ahmadinejad in Hell?
US President George W. Bush, former British Prime Minister Tony Blair, and Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad die and are all guided to Hell.
Satan, after greeting them, tells them that they each have the chance to call someone on earth.
Bush calls Condi, talks to her about Iran's nuke threat and the need to halt it.
The call lasts twenty seconds. Satan gives him a one million dollar bill for it.
Blair then in his trun calls No 10 Downing Street, advisinig the British PM not to forget to obey the orders of the White House. The call lasts 15 seconds. Satan gives him a 1.5 million pound bill for it.
Then Ahmadinejad calls Khamenei, speaking to him in details about Iran's nuclear dossier, campaign against finacial corruption, employment, and dozens of other issues for a whole 30 minute. Satan gives him a 50 cent bill for the call, at which Bush and Blair object seriously. He replies, "Yours were long distance calls, but is call was local!
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