Funny or not?!
Question:
Funny or not?
A little boy catches his parents making love, with his mum on top. The boy asks what they're doing, mum relies 'dad has a big belly so i get on top to help flatten it'. the boy says 'your waisting ur time, cause when your out shopping the lady next door gets down on her knees and blows him back up again!
Answers:
Very funny. Classic Little Johnny joke. Here's one for you.
Little johnny and his mum are in the bath tub together. Little Johnny looks down and points at his mother's naughty bits. "Mum what's that."
"Oh nothing. Thats just where...umm.God hit mummy with an axe."
Little Johnny replies "What a shot. Right in the c**t."
Sorry it's a bit rude!!