The farmer and the lawyer?!

The farmer and the lawyer?

The farmer and the lawyer?
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural
Tennessee. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence As the lawyer climbed over the fence,an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing.
The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it
fell in this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it."
The old farmer replied, "This is my property,
and you are not coming over here."
The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the United States and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own.
The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently,
you don't know how we settle disputes in Tennessee. We settle small
disagreements like this; with the
"Three Kick Rule."
The lawyer asked, "What is the Three Kick Rule?"
The Farmer replied, "Well, because the dispute
occurs on my land, I get to
go first. I kick you three times and then you
kick me three times and so
on back and forth until someone gives up."
The attorney quickly thought about the proposed
contest and decided that
he could easily take the old codger. He agreed
to abide by the local custom.
The old farmer slowly climbed down from the
tractor and walked up to the
attorney. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy steel toed work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick to the midriff sent the lawyer's last meal gushing from his mouth. The lawyer was on all fours when the farmer's third kick to his rear end,sent him face-first into a fresh cow pie.The lawyer ummoned every bit of his will andmanaged to get to his feet.Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said "Okay, you old fart.Now it's my turn."
The old farmer smiled and said, "Nah, I give up. You can have the duck.

humiliating