Remember were you parked?!

Remember were you parked?

I just walked out of a local new's agents.
know, I was only there 5 minutes give or take,
Well there was this cop standing by my car writing a ticket.
"Come on buddy,give us a brake?"
He just ignored me,and continued writing his ticket,then stuck it to my windscreen.

So I called him a piggy git,he then shot me a look,
then started writing another.
and then i called him a ********,this time it was bald tyer's.This went on for 25minutes,the more i insulted the more ticket's he wrote,"I was getting bloody mad!"

In a right mood I just threw my hand's in the air and said"I give up".Just then i noticed a lamp post,.slowly backing away,I walk quickly down the road,remembering" I did'nt park there!"

Ha ha made me chuckle. I have tried to get in the wrong car 3 times at the gym. It is identical to mine but it has more scratches. Each time I have got really mad because of the scratches and then even more frustrated, because it wont open. Then I feel like a complete stupid idiot when I finally realise I am trying to get into the wrong car. There's always someone there to see it happen too!!

:-)))