This joke should keep you smiling?!

This joke should keep you smiling?

Two lovers interested in spiritualism and reincarnation vowed that if either died, the one remaining would try to contact the partner in the other world exactly 30 days after their dying.

As luck would have it, a few weeks later the young man died in a car wreck. True to her word, his sweetheart tried to contact him in the spirit world exactly 30 days later.

At a seance, she called out, "John, dear John; this is Martha. Do you hear me, John?"

A ghostly voice answered her, "Yes, Martha, this is John; I can hear you."

Martha tearfully asked, "Oh, John, what's it like where you are?"

"It's beautiful. There are azure skies, a soft breeze, sunshine most of the time."

"What do you do all day?"

"Well, Martha, we are up before sunrise, eat some good breakfast, then it's nothing but sex until noon. After lunch, we nap until two and then we have sex again until five. After dinner, we go at it again until we fall asleep around 11 p.m."

Martha was somewhat taken aback. "Is that what Heaven really is like?

"Heaven? I'm not in Heaven, Martha."

"Then, where are you?"

"I'm a jack rabbit in Arizona!

Pretty funny :)

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A young business man had to go to Greece for a meeting, and his wife would come the next day. As soon as he arrives, he sends an e-mail to his wife at home, but he types the address wrong and it's sent to a young widow. This women had just burried her husband and she checked her e-mail for people who were sorry about her husband's death. As soon as she read it, she fell unconscious on the ground. When her relatives came and saw her on the floor, they looked to the screen and read:

"From : Your husband
To: My loving wife
Subject: Hi, I just arrived here and everything is ready for your arrival tomorrow. It's very hot out here. I miss you very much. Love, your husband"