Paddy went into a pub and explained to the landlord that he had split up with hi!
Question:
Paddy went into a pub and explained to the landlord that he had split up with his girlfriend?
He got talking and explained that he had gone round her parents house for dinner and in conversation had called the pope a ****,
The landlord said "did'nt you know she was catholic" Paddy said "Yes but I did'nt know the Pope was",
Answers:
Up until recently my sister thought the pope was a fictional character from a movie or something. We had to explain the whole Catholic thing to her! She's 25!
:)