Joke: his and her's?!
Question:
Joke: his and her's?
A man and a woman,who have never met before,find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrased and uneasy over sharing a room,the two are tired and fall aseep quickley-he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00AM,he leans over and gently wakes the woman saying,"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you,but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replies."Just foe tonight,let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow!That's a great idea!"he exclaims.
"Good,"she replies."Grt your own damn blanket!"
He get's his blanket,and get's back into bed.
after a moment of silence,he farted.!
Answers:
and after he farted he threw the cover over her head!!!!!
LOL