OK, empty your pockets. Right, what was in them?!
Question:
OK, empty your pockets. Right, what was in them?
Answers: a pack of gum
2 flash drives
my wallet
a note from a friend
a pizza hut reciept
my keys
my cell phone Source(s):
My pockets Grotty tissue and a curtain hook my hands! Zonecard, Money, Phone, Datastick and Key lint i dont put things in my pocket cuz then i forget and they and they go in the washer I don't have any pockets today! my lipsil....i like to keep my lips moist x Your wallet!! Sh*t. How did that get there!! key a tissue (unused), an elastic band and a hair band. bit of a boring selection really, and I don't know where I picked up the elastic band. lol a golf course.lol Set of keys and some fluff pencils
erasers
lead
pens
holes
wallet
5 bucks
lint
hands
air Nothing.....I wore a company tee shirt to work today instead of my scrub top so I don't have all of my pockets I'm used to and I am lost without them!! :) I have everything sitting in front of me on my desk. I'm wearing pocket-less shorts, so nothing. gum,mp3, carmax, money thats it A bullet.................. 51p and a paper hanky my student card and some money Nothing, they're empty. fluff My hands!!! I searched and found this small notes with Jokes allover here is what it says :
A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat. She asked him if it was dead or alive.
"Dead." she was informed.
"How do you know?" she asked her pupil.
"Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move" answered the child innocently.
"You did WHAT?!?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
"You know", explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."
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An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him, "How do you expect to get into Heaven?"
The boy thought it over and said, "Well, I'll run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, "For Heaven's sake, Dylan, come in or stay out!'"
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One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, ".... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, 'The sky is falling, the sky is falling!' ".
The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that farmer said?".
One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said: "Holy ****! A talking chicken!". and the teacher Fainted .
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A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police. "What are these matches and lighter fluid doing in your car?" asks the cop.
"I'm a juggler and I juggle flaming torches in my act."
"Oh yeah?" says the doubtful cop. "Lets see you do it." The juggler gets out and starts juggling the blazing torches masterfully.
A couple driving by slows down to watch. "Wow," says the driver to his wife. "I'm glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they're giving now!"
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