In Court - funny or not?!
Question:
In Court - funny or not?
Judge: "Well, Sir, I have reviewed this case and I've decided to give your wife $775.00 a week."
Husband: "That's fair, your honor. I'll try to send her a few bucks myself."
Q: What gear were you in at moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
Q: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?
A: Yes.
Q: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?
A: Yes, sir.
Q: What did she say?
A: What disco am I at?
Q: You said the stairs went down to the basement?
A: Yes.
Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?
Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition that I sent to our attorney?
A: No, this is how I usually dress for work.
Answers: funny, LOL LOL LOL Very good lol ha ha ha funny not hahaha I have never been in court but it looks like a lot goes on. hahaha those made me smile. I can just imagine what goes on. lol wouldnt it be even funnier if they were true? :-)
*throws you a star*