Doctor Joke - funny or not?!
Question:
Doctor Joke - funny or not?
Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.
Answers: hahaha lol Very good Great joke, cheered me up lol gdgd ha ha ha funny Yeah its good. It's not strictly a joke: as the poster knows, it's from a website listing stupid things said in courtrooms, supposedly for real. V Good. Sounds like the lawyers around here! funny!!! I am sorry but that has got to be the worst joke in the history of jokes I like it thanks. don't get it good LOL LOL LOL