Beer or Vagina (If you're easily offended doin't effin read)?!
Question:
Beer or Vagina (If you're easily offended doin't effin read)?
1. Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work. Point: BEER
2. Warm beer tastes awful. Point: VAGINA
3. A really cold beer is satisfying. Point: BEER
4. If, after taking a swig of your favorite beer, you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. Point: VAGINA
5. If you come home reeking of beer, your wife may get mad. If you get home reeking of vagina, your wife may leave you. Hmmmm? Point: DRAW
6. Ten beers in one night and you can’t drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don’t want to drive anywhere. Point: VAGINA
7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, you may harm your reputation. If you eat a lot of vagina in public, you may become a legend. Point: VAGINA
8. If a cop stops you and smells beer on your breath, you may get arrested. If a cop stops you and smells vagina on your breath, he may buy you a beer. Point: VAGINA
9. You normally don’t find old beer. Point: BEER
10. Too much beer and you’ll see stars. Too much vagina and you’ll see God. Point: VAGINA
11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is fun. Point: VAGINA
12. Most places tax beer. Point: VAGINA
13. If you have another beer, your first beer never gets pissed off. Point: BEER
14. You know for sure if you’re the first to open a beer. Point: BEER
15. If you shake beer, it gets agitated but eventually settles down. Point: BEER
16. You always have a choice of beers: clear, dark, pilsner, ale, lager, etc. Point: BEER
17. You always know how much beer will cost. Point: BEER
18. Beer doesn’t have a mother. Point: BEER
19. Beer never expects to cuddle after you drink it. Point: BEER
20. Tapping a Keg? Easy. Tapping a Vagina? May take weeks. Point: BEER
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Final Score
BEER: 11
VAGINA: 8
The winner is: BEER
PS: If you are a woman and now feel angry, degraded or discriminated against, just remember that BEER would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them. Score one extra point for BEER!
Answers: BEER ANDDDDDDDDDD VAGINA FOR ME. THANKS. Beer lol vagina vagina all the way!! LMAO!!! HA! Well... which one would you rather do without if you had to give one up for the rest of your life? Did you know that beer and vagina have the same acidity? I always knew there was some connection. lmfao that's fantastic! PS: I'm a woman.. and i think i would like to have some (******) please..
hint: not beer :P I'll drink to that.Very good.You single?lol i'm just glad you had fun. some good points for both. Beer helps get vagina. Point: BEER.
Beer pong is a great drinking game. Vagina pong is just weird. Point: BEER.
Having two beers at once is nothing special. Having two vaginas at once is amazing. Point: VAGINA. total weirdo,pass the beer, Another bonus point for beer:
Beer wouldn't walk up behind me and ask what I'm laughing at when reading the screen. i'd still go for the vagina a man who prefers beer over a vagina must be an alcoholic LMVO!
mmmm beer woo hoo! PMSL!!! hope you and your hand will be happy if beer is the one for you!! I'm a liberal feminist and yet I laughed. Who knew?
*applauds and gives you a star* With beer, you also get some head, 1 extra point for beer i love both haha hilarious...... It's considered perfectly acceptable and legal in our society to pay for beer in a beer shop.
another point for the golden liquid! lol! Very funny nice one! excellent !!!!!!!!! good one Spect you will need both after writing all that lol O'ok........lol. Lol!!!! Here's a couple more:
Beer has commercials making fun of skunky ones
Vagina does not. (Draw)
Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a beer. (Point:Vagina)
If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible. (Point:Beer)
With beer, bigger is better. (Point:Beer)
If you change to another beer, your old brand will gladly have you back. (Point:Beer)
Wearing a condom does not make a beer any less enjoyable.
(Point:Beer)
If you think all day about the next vagina you will have, you are normal.
If you think all day about your next beer, you are an alcoholic.
(Point:Vagina)