Best short joke?!
Question:
Best short joke?
So - I LOVE short - and stupid little Q and A jokes.
Like...
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
-because he was dead!
What dou you call a fish with no eye?
-FSH!
How did the skunk call home?
-on his smellular phone!
Have any like that?
Answers: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
I have no ideer.
What are Mozart and Bach doing?
Decomposing.
What do you call a drunk man?
A taxi.
Why did the chicken cross the play ground?
To get to the other slide.
Where is King Solomon's Temple?
On the Side of his head
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
I still have no ideer. Why can't a nose be 12 inches?
because then it would be a foot! what did the ice cube say to the other ice cube?
Ice to see you!
what did the eye say to the other eye?
eye SEE you!!! what is the difference between a duck? one of its legs are both the same. What was Bing Crosby doing when he died.
Clutching his chest
I know It's not in good taste what goes 99 thud, 99 thud?
a centipede with a wooden leg =) cute