How do yooh use the word ARTICHOKE in a sentence?!

Question:

How do yooh use the word ARTICHOKE in a sentence?

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i made this up while looking in a dictionary. i think its funny.

whoever gets this right will get 'best answer'.

Answers: I artichoke the life right out of you for stealing my money. arti choke on a semi-chewed chicken wing?? My new g/f is one of those modernist artists and her pieces are made of human excrement.
Everytime i see her art i choke!! I threw a artichoke at someone. pissed of person (lets call him me) : why i oughta *mumble mumble mutter mutter*

the pisser off (lets call him u): wat?

me: nuthing...
>.>
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u: TELL MEH!!!!

me: WHY I ARICHOKE U!!!!!
*strangles* Four dollars a pound for ARTICHOKEs, these people are crazy, those artichokes look like s**t!!!

lol twice. When I see the word artichoke it makes me laugh! Don't let your 'art-i-choke"! Stay away from greasy foods!

Thank you, If you see Artichoke...Give him the Heimlich maneuver Spanish man: Yello
telemarketer: do you want a spanish flag
Spanish: I artichoke you when you are sleeping tonight
(Are to choke)

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