Any "yo mama" jokes...?!
Question:
Any "yo mama" jokes...?
here are a few i found....
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!!
Yo mama so fat she has to iron her pants on the driveway..
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
know anymore...? holla
Answers: yo mama is so fat that everytime she uses the bathroom, she puts batteries in her butt and says: I got the power! yo mama has more chins than a hongkong phonebook
=) Yo mama's so fat her butt has a different zip code
Yo mama's so fat they had to paint yellow lines on her *** Yo mama so dumb they said it was chilly outside, she went and got a bowl yo mamma is so fat after i fuc'ked her good last night i rolled over and was still on top of the bi'tch!
yo mama wasnt such a big thing over here in the UK...sorry! Chelsea Clinton, doing an internship with a national newspaper, is polling people on their fears. One gentleman answers, "I have three(3) fears. Osama, Obama and yo' mama!" your mama is so ugly she was arested when she was trying on hats cause they thought she was mooning them Yo mama so ugly, a fly wouldn't sit on her.
Yo mama so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail.
Yo mama so ugly, her face is closed at the weekends.
Yo mama so ugly, her mum had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
Yo mama so ugly, instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck.
Yo mama so ugly, she'd scare a buzzard off a gut wagon.
Yo mama so ugly, your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo mama so ugly, the American goverm=nment moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mama so ugly, her psychiatrist makes her lie face down.
Yo mama so ugly, the tide won't even take her out.
Yo mama so ugly, they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower.
Yo mama so ugly, when she looks at a glass of milk it turns to cheese.
Yo mama so ugly, she has to sneak up on a hurricane to catch a breeze.
Yo mama so ugly, she's ready for Halloween 365 days a year.
Yo mama so ugly, she has to sneak up on her mirror.
Yo mama so ugly, she is very successful at her job: Being a
scarecrow.
Yo mama so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a bulldog chewing a wasp.
Yo mama so ugly, when she walks by the bathroom the toilet flushes.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped her momma.
Yo mama so ugly, when she sits in the sand the cat tries to bury her.
Yo mama so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said, "sorry no professionals." I know 2 you havent said:
YO MAMMA SO FAT, SHE'S ON BOTH SIDES OF THE FAMILY!!!
YO MAMMA SO UGLY, SHE CAN TRICK OR TREAT OVER THE PHONE!!! yo mama is fat. Yo mama is so fat ...
... she could be the eighth continent
... when she bends over we lose an hour of daylight
... even her clothes have stretch marks
... her high school graduation picture was an aerial photo
... when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease,
the doctors gave her 14 years to live
... if she got her shoes shined she'd have to take his word for it
... her belly button's got an echo
... her driver's licence says "Picture continued on other side"
... every time she walks in high heels she strikes oil
... when she goes to an all-u-can-eat buffet they have to install speed bumps
... when she stands in front of the Hollywood sign all you can see are the H and the D Yo mama's so fat that when she rolls over, she's in a different time zone! Yo mama so fat she wore a Malcolm X t-shirt and a helicopter tried to land on her. my favourit one: yo mama so fat when she stands on the weighing scale u get my phone number
Yo mama so ugly, a fly wouldn't sit on her.
Yo mama so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail.
Yo mama so ugly, her face is closed at the weekends.
Yo mama so ugly, her mum had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
Yo mama so ugly, instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
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Yo mama so ugly, she'd scare a buzzard off a gut wagon.
Yo mama so ugly, your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo mama so ugly, the American government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mama so ugly, her psychiatrist makes her lie face down.
Yo mama so ugly, the tide won't even take her out.
Yo mama so ugly, they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower.
Yo mama so ugly, when she looks at a glass of milk it turns to cheese.
Yo mama so ugly, she has to sneak up on a hurricane to catch a breeze.
Yo mama so ugly, she's ready for Halloween 365 days a year.
hope u like them