Blond jokes… HELP!!!?!
Question:
Blond jokes… HELP!!!?
Hey, I need some blond jokes, write your favorites. Thx.
Answers: A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was
flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to the
car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego ?"
"Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?" "Not for me. I'll be
spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My problem is I've got two
chimpanzees in the back which have to be taken to the San Diego Zoo. They're
a bit stressed already so I don't want to keep them on the road all day.
Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me? I'll give you $100 for
your trouble." "I'd be happy to," said the blonde. So the two chimpanzees
were ushered into the back seat of the blonde's car and carefully strapped
into their seat belts. Off they went. Five hours later, the truck driver was
driving
through the heart of San Diego when suddenly he was horrified!! There
was the blonde walking down the street and holding hands with the two
chimps, much to the amusement of a big crowd.
With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the
blonde. What the heck are you doing here?" he demanded, "I gave you $100 to
take these chimpanzees to the zoo." "Yes, I know you did," said the
blonde," but we had money left over---so now we're going to Sea World." How do you drown a blonde chick? Put a scratch and sniff sticker and the bottom of a pool. *Blonde to her boyfriend :come home tomorrow . No one will be at home.
The bf visits the blondes house and finds the house locked !!!!!
Sure enough, No One Was home !!!! Two blondes walk into a bar... the second one should have seen it coming. Q: Why do blondes look up and smile at lightning?
A: They think someone is taking their picture. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
answ, Two, one to hold the bulb and one to spin the ladder around. Q: What did the blonde call her pet zebra?
A: spot. There is a blonde here that thinks she is an owl (wait for somebody to say, "Who.")
How do you keep a blonde in suspense? (Pause for effect) How do u confuse a blonde? Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner
What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in the closet? last years hide and seek winner
How does a blonde have safe sex? she locks the car door.
2 blondes were walking through the forrest when they found some tracks. One argued they were bear tracks and the other argued they were fox tracks. 10 minutes later a train hit them. wat do you call a line of blonds standing ear to ear?
a wind tunnel!! a brunette was walking home from school and saw her blonde neighbour crying outside the room
'what's wong?' asked the brunette.
the blonde wailed 'i just found out that my mom died'
feeling sorry for her,the brunette consoled her and stayed with her throughout the whole night till the next morning when she had classes. when the brunette came back after class she saw that the blonde had not stopped crying since last night
the brunette said 'i know u're sad over ur mom's loss. anything else i can do for u dear?'
the blonde sobbed 'no i'm not sad over my mom's death so much.my sister called.she said her mom died too!!!!' how do you know if a blonde has been using microsoft word?
there is whiteout all over the monitor my friend told me this one:
how can you tell a blonde is having a bad day...... cause her tampons behind her ear and she cant find her pencil!!!! hahahaha Why do some girls have bruises around their belly-buttons?
Because they have blonde boyfriends.