SOLDIER, what's your ambition?!


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SOLDIER, what's your ambition?


An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked, "What's your problem, Soldier?" "Chronic syphilis, Sir." "What treatment are you getting?" "Five minutes with the wire brush each day." "What's your ambition?" "To get back to the front, Sir." "Good man," said the Major.

He went to the next bed, "What's your problem, Soldier?" "Chronic piles, Sir." "What treatment are you getting?" "Five minutes with the wire brush each day." "What's your ambition?" "To get back to the front, Sir." "Good man," barked the Major.

He moved to the next bed, "What's your problem, Soldier?" "Chronic gum disease, Sir" "What treatment are you getting?" "Five minutes with the wire brush each day." "What's your ambition?" "To get the wire brush before the other two, Sir!"


Answers: I nearly fell off my stool laughing

very good Very good LOL Star hahaha, that would be my ambition too!! Thanks just having an early lunch!
Good one! Thats ferral Hehehe you starting the day with a good one hun, just loved it

Have a star

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like that #3 soldier *lol* Cor..... I think you were in the same mob as me !!! Excellent have a big star nice 1 lol I heard this years ago but it always makes me smile. Great. hahaha funny lol hahaha hilarious. thanks.

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