Old man and a accident?!
Question:
Old man and a accident?
An old guy’s car collides with a young guy’s car and both are demolished. The two crawl out of the wreckage, amazed that neither of them was hurt in the accident.
The old guy says, "Look at this miracle! This must surely be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live our lives in peace for the rest of our days."
"Sure," says the young guy, convinced the old man’s crazy.
"And look at this!" says the old guy, reaching back into his car. "A miracle! My car is demolished, but this bottle of 12-year-old Scotch didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink and celebrate our good fortune."
Again the young guy agrees, so the old guy opens the bottle and passes it to him. The young guy smiles and takes several huge swigs, then tries to hand it to the old guy, who, to his surprise, refuses. "Aren’t you having any?" asks the young guy.
"No, thanks," replies the old guy. "I’ll wait for the police."
Answers: lol that was wrong now he knows the guys not crazy just smart and worst than a chick. we do that kinda stuff to guys all the time, just not as bad lol...clever old man wasn't he...lol I LOVE it!!!! A star to you!!! That's awesome - didn't see it coming. lol hehe i like it and i can actually imagine an old man doin it lol theyre really crafty Not sure how this would be a question. One ol' man was being dirty, I'll say. He knew that the other would be charged with DUI now that he had taken a drink. Dirty bastard! haha...gd1 Nice story i enjoyed it The old guy was clever i like it very thoughtful Old men will always get ya
Don't mess with em!
That was amazing PSML smart thinking. Good one, but that was mean of the old man. Could be my hubby. lol!! that sux! Good one.