Joke what was the secret....The class assignment in composition?!
Question:
Joke what was the secret....The class assignment in composition?
was to write about something unusual that happened during the past week. Little Irving got up to read his. "Papa fell in the well last week - " he began. "Good heavens," shrieked Mrs. Kroop, the teacher. "Is he all right now?" "He must be," said little Irving. "He stopped yelling for help yesterday."
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A woman walks up to an old man sitting in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long, happy life?" "I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of beer, eat fatty foods, and never, ever exercise," he replied. "Wow, that's amazing," she said, "How old are you?" "Twenty-six."
Answers: You are a bad influence on me. I laughed at that even though I knew it was wrong. Shame on both of us. A woman with a past attracts men who hope history will repeat itself.....* Wow that is HARSH Woah, harsh! The secret is smoking, beer, fatty foods, and never exercising is horrible for your health. I bet he hasn't hade a happy life.
it was ok for a joke Poor Papa lol :) & dead at 30 for the happy guy :)