Okay, so Medusa and a Minotaur walk into this bar---?!
Question:
Okay, so Medusa and a Minotaur walk into this bar---?
Complete the joke, please! Additional Details
17 hours ago
LOL folks!
Answers: 17 hours ago
LOL folks! Minotaur hoofs it behind the bar, grabs a bottle of the best ouzo and 2 glasses. He pours generously. As he surveys the bar he giggles in deep little snorts, and says ''Looks like we are the only ones drinking again. Everybody else is too stoned"!
''Oopa'' says Medusa. ''Zeus your daddy?'' who's minotaur?....if i knew i might be able to finish it...sorry OKay, I don't know who minotaur is, but here goes.
Medusa and Minotaur walk into a bar and Minotaur says to her I bet I can out drink you. They compete and he wins. She then says, I bet my snakes can stand erect. Minotaur gets up from the stool, pulls out his snake but try as he might, he can't get his snake to stand erect. "See, Medusa says, drinking doesn't affect women as it affects men". She then hisses and All of her snakes stand erect and then she adds, "By the way, next time bring a real snake cause that inch worm isn't cutting it"!! ,,,,and Medusa says to the bartender, I'll have a bloody Mary for me and my snakes, the bartender gives her a glass of blood that came from a woman named Mary and Medusa drinks it all very quickly and Minotaur (a man-bull) looks around and starts goring all the customers to death and the bartender said, "hey stop that, those are paying customers." The Minotaur apologized sheepishly and ordered a Tequila with a twist. The Minotaur told the bartender, "I'm so happy to finally be free from the labyrinth." The bartender asked what a labyrinth was and the Minotaur told him, "it's like 5 o'clock traffic, only without hope of ever ending." (the bartender let them both have their drinks 'on the house.') and tripped over butt head