Star if ya like!!! A husband had just finished reading a new book,?!
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Star if ya like!!! A husband had just finished reading a new book,?
" You Can Be The Man Of Your House".
He stormed in to the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, " From now on, YOU need to know that I AM THE MAN of this house, and my word is law!". You will prepare me a gormet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after my meal, you are going to go upstairs with me, and we will do what I want. After that, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then you will massage my feet and hands."
Then after that's done, guess who's gonna dress me and comb my hair?"
His wife replied, " The f*@cking funeral director would be my guess!"
Answers: OMGosh!!!!!!!!!!! That was hilarious!!!!!!!! I'm so emailing to my friends!! better yet I'm gonna tell the joke at my birthday dinner tonight!!! Thanks *starred* Seriously the best joke I've heard in awhile bravo!! Source(s):
wish I had a printer so I did'nt have to write it out by hand, oh well it's worth it!! Very funny!!!!!! I'd have the same response..... If I decided to give him a warning. LOL That's not really a quesiton, nor it is funny. Got that right! Funny ;) lmaOoOO Ha Ha!!! Thanks for making my day better. That sounds exactly like something I would say. I would say tat too!