Wana hear a good joke?!
Question:
Wana hear a good joke?
ok, so 2 people get in an elevator and the girl says "tgif" the guy says "s-h-i-t"she says "TGIF" he says "s-h-i-t" she asks why? he says Sorry Hunny Its Thursday!!!!!!
so my question is do u like the joke?
Answers: its actually a BLONDE joke,good one!!!
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked his father, "What is this, Father?"
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light up.
They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. The walls opened up again and a beautiful 24-year-old woman stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son, "Go get your mother." Yeah. OK. ha-kinda funny 1 to 10 a 3 but 2 points thanks I get the joke a little bit. It is a little funny but what does "tgif" mean? Not really, sorry had to be honest. yes pretty fun. cute lol funny, but what does TGIF mean??? Yes, but it was better when the blonde was saying that to her boss.
Some people actually don't know tgif means "thank God it's Friday"? lol, yea. it took me a second, but I chuckled ; ) Immediately after this joke was told in Las Vegas a small blond girl back back in the cheap seats called out, "I've got a fiver you can have!" The comic paused in the gig to quip,
"Thank you little lady but why would you want to give a fiver to me?"
The shrill female retorted, "Because me mum just said you was the poorest comic she knows outside England." cute. lol