How to impregnate a sheep?!


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How to impregnate a sheep?


A farmer had lost his best ram and needed to get his sheep in lamb, so he went to the vet to ask if he knew of any other good rams. He didn't but told him he could 'do it yourself'. How will I know if they are pregnant? he asked.... they'll be lying on their backs waving their legs in the air. the vet replied.
so next day, the farmer loaded the ewes into his truck, and took them up the hill to 'do the business' ( he was a little shy about what he was doing).
the next week and the next, he loaded them into the truck again and did the business again.
the next day, the farmer's wife called out to him excitedly.... 'come here, the sheep are doing something odd!'

the farmer was excited..' are they lying on their backs waving their legs in the air?' he asked..

' No, they are all in the truck and one of thems tooting the horn'!!


Answers: ROFPMSL!!! That's baaa-d!

Am still PMSL though! LMAO ha ha ha funny lmao, u get a star :) Very good. lol HAHAHA THAT WAS GGGRRREEEEAAATTTTTT!!! Loved It! Nice one :)

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