Anyone remember mummy mummy jokes?!

Question:

Anyone remember mummy mummy jokes?

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mummy ,mummy, can I lick the bowl?
No, you'll flush it like everyone else!

Mummy, mummy, why am i running in circles?
shut up or i'll nail your other foot to the floor( groan!)
Anyone remember any others?

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1 day ago
old know all- love it, i remember

7 hours ago
too funny- wonder how many of you got a vio;ation , like me! wonder why people with no sense of humour come on here.

Answers: 1 day ago
old know all- love it, i remember7 hours ago
too funny- wonder how many of you got a vio;ation , like me! wonder why people with no sense of humour come on here. Mummy mummy, I hate grandma's guts.
Put them to the side of your plate then. I know a daddy daddy one, but if I told you it, someone would report me, get me banned, you know how it is mummy mummy i dont want to go to australia for my holidays

shut up and keep digging mummy mummy whats an orgasm

shut up and keep licking Mummy, mummy
Whys daddy running around with no clothes on?
Shut up and give me another bullet.

Thats an old one and its a tad bit boring. Here are more of that kind of jokes.

Mummy, Mummy! Can I lick the bowl?
Shut up and flush.

Mummy, Mummy! Daddy puked!
Shut up and get a fork, before your sister gets all the big chunks!.

Mummy, Mummy! Can I wear a bra now?, I am 16
Shut up, Albert.

Mummy, Mummy! Can I go to the toilet?
Yes Johnny I'll take you in a minute
Can Granny take me?
Why?
Her hand shakes.

Come upstairs, son, like a good boy
No, Mummy, you'll only throw me down again.

Mummy, Mummy! My head hurts!
Shut up and get away from the dart board!.

Mummy, Mummy! Daddy's on fire!
Shut up and get the marshmallows

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