Man goes into a pub,sees a donkey standing in the corner with a bucket overflowi!


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Man goes into a pub,sees a donkey standing in the corner with a bucket overflowing with pound coins by his?


side.He asks the barman about the donkey.Barman explains that if you can make the donkey laugh you get the money and its £1 /go.Rules are,you cannot touch him,just talk to him.Man puts his pound into the bucket,whispers into donkeys ear ,donkey bursts out laughing.Man collects money,thanks the barman and leaves.2 weeks later he is back,donkey still there,bucket bursting with loot.Barman recognises him and tells him -same deal with the donkey,but this time you have to make him cry.rules are-no touching the donkey.man asks if he can take donkey outside,barman agrees and follows then out to the carpark.Man whispers to the donkey and then opens his coat.donkey bursts into tears,barman is astounded and asks what he did to make donkey laugh last week and cry this week.simple the man said,last week i told him i had a bigger dick than him-this week i showed him.


Answers: I WAS that man!!!!!!!!! Boom boom! Had a little titter....quite good. hahahhaha
hib i like -- star for you haha v good hahaha hehehe lol very good it`s a boys thing.lol the truth hurts.. even if it seems hilarious at first... ;-) Jings, heard that yonks ago, glad ye put it on the site, I had forgotten all aboot it. Wee star fur the memories!!!! Great one mate lol I dont believe it you actually got a wee chuckle outa me.

Al.... old Oh! to be hung like a donkey and have the last laugh.

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