Shopping xxx funny or not xxx?!
Question:
Shopping xxx funny or not xxx?
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:
A Litre of 2% milk,
A carton of eggs,
A Litre of orange juice,
A head of lettuce,
A can of coffee,
And one pack of bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated,"You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.
She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly. "
Answers: I done my shopping yestersday. If I had known I could have got you to do it. lmao. haha nice shopping list by the way. Your making me hungary. lol lol Wasn't a nice thing the drunk said. But hey it was a good joke. lol This was much funnier than your blonde jokes. The first blonde joke was very funny but the others were not so good!!! that was so hurtful.i didnt find it funny.
sorry :( ha ha ha funny I like the twist :-) hahahaha
thats funnnnnnnnnnny at least he didn't tell by the sales ;-)