Blonde couple this time xxx funny or not xxx?!
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Blonde couple this time xxx funny or not xxx?
One blond went to a best buy and asked for a TV and the man said that I don't serve blonds.
So she went home and changed her hair to Red she went back and the man said I don't serve blonds and then she went back home a changed her hair to black. She went back but to a new man and she asked for a TV but then the man said i don't sever blonds. The blond was mad and asked the man how do you know I was a blond because you are asking for a TV and you are looking at microwaves!
A blond went to a car repair store and asked for a front brake-light and the check-out-man said, " oh yeah! and would you like a free "car cam" to stick on your car so when you drive you can see behind you" the blond said, " how much will that cost" (even though he said it was free) and the man said "i was being sarcastic" . Then he said there is no such thing as a front brake-light then the blond said... " oh i get it! your being sarcastic!" The manager kicked her out the store and she yelled loud enough Additional Details
18 hours ago
so everyone can hear.. " OKAY! i don't want to play the sarcastic game anymore!"
- there is no such thing as a front brake-light
- he wasn't playing the sarcastic game
A blond was playing soccer and was hogging the soccer ball. she made the team go 6 points down because she wouldn't share the ball. When it was half-time and they were on their brake her coach told her that there was no " i " in team. She said.... OH! next thing you are gonna tell me that there is no " y " in fire!!!
A blond went to a glove department and yelled out loud " I HEARD THAT THIS PLACE GIVES AWAY FREE GLOVES!" then she said " I WANT PINK ONES !"
A blond went to Lowe's to buy a swimming suit. When she found out that there wasn't any there she went to the Home Depot and she couldn't find any there. She went to Pick n' Save and still couldn't find any. They suggested to go to Sears and she said " like i am gonna go to a place where they sell movies to find a swimming suit!"
18 hours ago
you must think I am stupid".
Answers: 18 hours ago
so everyone can hear.. " OKAY! i don't want to play the sarcastic game anymore!"
- there is no such thing as a front brake-light
- he wasn't playing the sarcastic game
A blond was playing soccer and was hogging the soccer ball. she made the team go 6 points down because she wouldn't share the ball. When it was half-time and they were on their brake her coach told her that there was no " i " in team. She said.... OH! next thing you are gonna tell me that there is no " y " in fire!!!
A blond went to a glove department and yelled out loud " I HEARD THAT THIS PLACE GIVES AWAY FREE GLOVES!" then she said " I WANT PINK ONES !"
A blond went to Lowe's to buy a swimming suit. When she found out that there wasn't any there she went to the Home Depot and she couldn't find any there. She went to Pick n' Save and still couldn't find any. They suggested to go to Sears and she said " like i am gonna go to a place where they sell movies to find a swimming suit!"18 hours ago
you must think I am stupid". hahaha funny lol well .lol Blonde jokes are always cool maybe it's because I am black and not blonde. Keep them coming........... lol lol....funny....star* for you....ENJOY!! eh...
ive heard better.
and all of these before.
but i do love my blonde jokes...
:D funny, a little. first one good fell by the wayside after dat Sorry but I got the first joke :-( ha ha ha funny haha
some good ones
didn't get the 'glove' one though ??????????????????? lol