How would you rate this joke?!
Question:
How would you rate this joke?
A man and his wife were in bed one night, and about 2:00 a.m. she woke up her husband and said, "Honey, if I died, would you get married again?"
He said, "why are you asking me that at 2:00 in the morning? Go back to sleep."
She says, "but I want to know, if I died, would you get married again?"
He said, "Well if you have to know, I like being married, so yes, I would get married again."
She said, "Would you and your new wife live her in our house?"
He said, "It's a nice house, I like it, so I guess we would."
She said, "Would you let your new wife wear my clothes?"
He said, "You have a lot of nice clothes and I wouldn't want to throw them away so if they fit her, yes I would."
She said, "Would you let your new wife drive my Jaguar?"
He said, "No, I wouldn't do that."
She said, "Why not?"
He said, "She can't drive a stick shift."
Answers: I love it, what does she expect waking him up at that time...lol. Of course there are those that will find it rude or mean, but i love it and will be retelling it.
9.5 rate it about 3 out of 5 haha on a 1-5 its about a 3 dude just being honest ..... that joke sucked azz mildly funny, Already had the next 1 waiting in the wings, eh? I'd give it a 4 out of 5..... & a star! I don't get it. Ha! rate it about 3-2