Dumb blonde moments please share?!
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Dumb blonde moments please share?
Dumb blonde moments?
i am so sick of ppl saying i have blonde moments and what makes it worse is im a black girl ..lol i think its funny i laugh all the time about it my hubby says it and so do my sisters ill tell you a blonde moment i had and and i would like for some of you to share blonde momenst you have had also please i need a good laugh about now....
ok i wanted to know how the moon was a half a moon and how it could do that but i didnt want him to make fun of me for asking and i started to ask but b4 i did i was like wait do you think your moons a half a moon to..? and right after i asked i thought about what i just said and couldnt stop laughing theres more and there so funny so ladies dont be embarrassed lets hear yours ..lmao
Answers: I get the worst Sh*t from my family for saying or doing something with out thinking it all the way threw, the worst part is i am a natural blonde. So my car is for sale and i made these cute signs on them I had picked up my brother from work and i was telling him how my car had been for sale for 2 months and i haven’t even gotten a call on it or anything and he said “You know it would be easier to sell you car if you would give people your phone number”. I had been driving around for 4 weeks with a for sale sign that said contact Ariell. I felt really bright last week. :) dija hear about the blonde fox that got caught in a trap?
The fox chewed off three of its legs and still was not loose.
HAHA.LOL. Paris Hilton asked," whats WAL-MART? do they sell like WALL stuff there?" Some one yelled "yo Blondie, you forgot your purse!" And I thought, what a dumb lady who forgot her purse! Then I realized it was me! My biggest blond moment happened to the people around me at my work.
For many years I bleached my hair blond, almost white.
Then one day, I changed it to red.
The next day, when I went to work, people treated me different. They stumbled over themselves, trying to speak with larger words and more complex sentences to me, as if I was suddenly more intelligent than the day before! I felt as if they all suddenly turned "blond." I was new to the neighborhood and in a hurry to settle in --I dashed into a very public store not watching where I was 'dashing' and, instead of turning left like I was supposed to I "folded" myself over a bar that was there to guide people in the right direction.--- BTW I have brown hair but a 'blond ' heart LOL the other day my boyfriends boss sent us a birthday invitation to his sons birthday party, well inside the invitation it had Jack #3 birthday. I asked my boyfriend who were the other 2 jacks and he was like no jack is gonna be 3 yrs old..lol he told his boss about that so now they joke on me about it!Gosh i could go on forever about all the dumb blonde moments ive had...lol 1) Me & my boyfriend was talking about music & he was telling me about one of his fav. band and he was like do you know who Dimbag is & I was like "yeah, he's the guy from BLS" I felt so dumb after saying that because he was not from that band
2) I was waiting for a pizza to cook in the oven and so I wouldn't have to stay in the kitchen I put the microwave on for 30 min so when the pizza was done I would hear the microwave go off, anyway some time later I went in the kitchen and the microwave was off and the pizza was almost burned, I thought I blew up the microwave because it wouldn't work, what I didn't know was that I should of put the microwave on stand by to use it as a timer luckily it cooled off & when back to working.
3) I had a head ache and wanted a warm rag to put on my head while I laid down, so i thought if I put a rag in the microwave it would make it warm, so I put a washcloth in the microwave & about 1-2 min. later I looked in the microwave & the rag had caught on fire
4) I put a fork in the microwave ( I thought it would be o.k) ok, this is kind of wierd
i was moving and i was carying a box with handles and no cover, i looked down and saw fingers in the box and screemed and dropped it,
it took me awhile to relise that those were my fingers