I"m glad i"m a woman,yes i am??!
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I"m glad i"m a woman,yes i am??
I'm glad I'm a woman, yes I am, yes I am
I don't live off of Budweiser, beer nuts and Spam
I don't brag to my buddies about my erections
I won't drive to Hell before I ask for directions
I don't get wasted at parties and act like a clown
and I know how to put the damned toilet seat down!
I won't grab your hooters, I won't pinch your butt
my belt buckle's not hidden beneath my beer gut
and I don't go around "readjusting" my crotch
or yell like Tarzan when my head-board gets a notch
I don't belch in public, I don't scratch my behind
I'm a woman you see -- I'm just not that kind!
I'm glad I'm a woman, I'm so glad I could sing
I don't have body hair like shag carpeting
It doesn't grow from my ears or cover my back
When I lean over you can't see 3 inches of crack
And what's on my head doesn't leave with my comb
I'll never buy a toupee to cover my dome
Or have a few hairs pulled from over the side
I'm a woman, you know -- I've got far too much pride!
And I honestly think its a privilege for me
to have these two boobs and squat when I pee
I don't live to play golf and shoot basketball
I don't swagger and spit like a Neanderthal
I won't tell you my wife just does not understand
stick my hand in my pocket to hide that gold band
or tell you a story to make you sigh and weep
then screw you, roll over and fall sound asleep!
Yes, I'm glad I'm a woman, a woman you see
you can forget all about that old penis envy
I don't long for male bonding, I don't cruise for chicks
join the Hair Club For Men, or think with *******
I'm a woman by chance and I'm thankful it's true
I'm so glad I'm a woman and not a man like you!
Answers: lmfaoooooooooooooooooo funny bunny no 8 lol your jokes always gives me thw laughter the wild laughter lol
well i am glad i am a man coz i will get to live off budsweiser beer and nutts . and do aal the things which u dont want to do lmaoooooooo
cheers NO 8 this time u became poetic so i will name miss poetic . lol funny bunny NO8 u got brains of comedian, puzzler , and poet lmaoooooooooo u r a total genius keep up the food work lol 10/10 for this funny poem joke lol Absolutely brill lol nice You don't know what you're missing! Love it, have a star!!! Good for you. Too bad you will never the joy of being a man. Yes its official mean are happier than women. Now where is the spam and beer! Good one. Though I am not quite like that.
But I too, am glad you are a woman! GO GIRL!!!!!! Ha Ha! Funny! 10! here's a star n a hug 4u!
u rock ;) You are so lucky!
We suck, I know. that must be the most truthful thing i have ever heard well done to you for putting that together gold star ******** noa08, Very nice darlin but kinda harsh !There are some of us good men who are none of those things ! I will not lower myself to point out the unpleasent things that some women do ! Good for you, but believe me, the grass is most definatly greener on this side! I'm glad you're a woman, yes
I'm glad of it too
I'll chase you till nightfall
Then button your zoo Standing ovation from me my girl! Thats a good one.
Star for you!
=oP *lol* cute have a star girl power!!! hee hee cute but not entirely true 8^) is that some kind of new feminism ??
Sorry..I smiled..but
in earnest.........we women are no superior to men GEEE..