Wat is the worst joke u hav ever bin told?!
Question:
Wat is the worst joke u hav ever bin told?
Answers: "A man walked in to a bar and said, "OUCH!" worst or sick whats black and blue and flies.......
A crow in a denim jacket a man had a paper shop and it blew away. knock, knock
who's there?
Doctor
Doctor Who?
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadddddddddddd...
Mine has to be the worst, the two above made me laugh! : ) I would have to say....
What does the ocean do for fun?
It waves.
=/ Kayla , u win , u r the worst ever ... ! though , after second thought ... I love ur joke ... ! =D
here is my worst ...
A Flying Cork champion ship was held in USA , along joined people from all nations , The Last round was between a french artist ,a british Drunk and an Old Alabama Farmer ....
They had to Shoot corks outa of their arseholes for the furthest distance.
The French , taking his turn , shot for 15 feet ...
Then was the Drunk Turn , Shooting his hardest he reached 34 feets ...
Then was the farmers turn .... he Shot a huge Fart , and away was the cork .... The Judges couldn't find the cork anywhere ...
Next morning , News came , " The Death of a japanese caused by a Flying Cork ... "
Now thats Gross , Sick and Realllly Bad , Give me my 10 points .... ! Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he was dead What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?" I guess that would be any joke that doesn't make me laugh. lol what is the smallest thing in the world?
A piece of muck in a midgee's eye! .Q whats a gee gee?
A.a horse.
.Qso whats an ee gee gee?
A. an egg.
sad eh? but it cracks up my father in law when hes blotto.! tell me whatcha think? heehee! Has to be one of my dads crappy jokes!
A man walks into the doctors with a strawberry growing out his head, the doctor says..do you want some cream with that? Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Me.