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What do you think of this one?


A husband and wife have been married for 15yrs. The wife looks in the mirror at her breasts and asks her husband if he thinks their too small.To her disapointment he said yes. She then asked him if there was anything she could do naturally to enlarge the size of them.He told her to get some toilet tissue and whipe it between her breasts every day. She was confused and asked him how could that possably work.He told her." It worked for your as* didnt it."


Answers: Hehe, not bad...i have 1 for you..

Keep this in mind when you have something to return and the store gives you a hard time.

A woman went to a K-Mart service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it wouldn't work.


The clerk told her that he could not give her a refund because she bought it on special.

Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming,
"RUB MY NIPPLES, RUB MY NIPPLES, RUB MY NIPPLES!"

The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager in front of a growing crowd of customers.

The manager arrived and asked the woman, "Ma'am what's wrong?"

She explained the problem with the toaster, and he also told her that he couldn't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

Once again, the woman threw her arms up in the air and screamed,
"RUB MY NIPPLES, RUB MY NIPPLES, RUB MY NIPPLES!"

In doing so she drew an even bigger crowd!

In shock, the store manager pleaded, Ma'am, why are you saying that?"


In a huff, the woman explained,
"BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES RUBBED WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED!"

The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded!! From a rating from 1 to 10, i would give it a 7.5 Ha that is funny! Lol, a star for you!

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