Little Johnny and I thought I'd throw in a redneck one as well?!
Question:
Little Johnny and I thought I'd throw in a redneck one as well?
A few months after his parents were divorced, Little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!"
Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times.
One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her.
Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"
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How did the redneck die from drinking milk.?
The cow fell on him..............
Answers: lol funny JJ
You know you're a redneck when taking your wife on a cruise means circling the supermarket.
You know you're a redneck when you take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree. :( first little Johnny mummy should be care about things she do cos it might make him want simpler things in mind,secondly,he should know that his mummy needed a man to replace his daddy,so little Johnny is wasting time doing that,rather tell his mummy want he wants. lol Adibe. Lighten up. Get a life! Very good hahaha § Ha ha funny ones. lol!!
:-))) funny! Cute lol....You are so funny, you crack me up...... and down. Fe***ng hell just peed me self! very good lol ha ha ha funny my little irish puggy x keep smiling x funny x lol x If only it was that easy!!hahahahaha!! Hubby is a Milkman he's going to like that redneck one!! Still laughing !! you have two great jokes there!!!<ab.> pmsl too funny...star!