Top Ten Pick-up Lines a Woman could/should use?!
Question:
Top Ten Pick-up Lines a Woman could/should use?
10. Wanna come play on my slip and slide?
9. If you were a naval captain, would you let me inspect your seamen?
8. This bra is so tight its uncomfortable.
7. You must know a good rain dance, cuz you’re making me wet.
6. Excuse me my lipstick rolled underneath your seat, mind if I get under you?
5. I was thinking of volunteering at the fire department, could I practice sliding down your pole?
4. How many licks does it take to get to the center of your tootsie pop?
3. Stick it in!!
2. Either I just spilled my drink in my lap or I’m really happy to see you.
1. Your face reminds me of a La-Z –Boy, I could sit on it all day long!
Answers: hahahahahaaa
"I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked"
"Is that a keg in your trousers? Cos I'd just love to tap that ar*e" A woman never would! She sounds classy....... funny :) Finish your drink, you've pulled!
Here's 50p.... ring your mum to tell her your not going home tonight! Those are hilarious....I wish I had a woman come and tell me one of those. I would laugh for a bit and then take her home. Really. Don't think so. lmao § haha those are clever! Hilarios.Hahaha.Thanks for sharing. hahaha..those are good..i might have to use one on my boyfriend! (Woman feels the fabric of guys shirt)
Woman: Is this suede? (Or some fabric that is wrong)
Guy: No, it's cotton (or whatever)
(Woman feels guys crotch)
Woman: Oh well this must be felt. I love them! I just might have to use one or two of them. Actually a woman would never use one of those... Not for pick up anyway...Maybe foreplay? Ha ha, not bad. My favourite, though it's more for men, is "do you want to go halves on a bast*rd?" Good ones! little irish puggy x no. 8 reminds me of my mam x she would always say "just let me undo my brassiere and get right" x when her friends called round for a brew they would all do the same! oh the owld irish customs! x as for the rest of them jim - no way would a lady say any of the phrases! x lol x Sounds like your dreaming again Jim!! Not a hope in hell that's ever going to happen!! .......# 8 made me laugh! a real women wouldn't do this!!!<ab> haha i would have never said these i was really shy before I married;)