HELLO me Duckies . With a kiss!!!!!!!!!!?!
Question:
HELLO me Duckies . With a kiss!!!!!!!!!!?
Walking up to a department store's fabric counter a pretty girl say:I'd like to buy this material for a dress.How much does it cost?"
"Only 1 kiss a metre,"the salesman says smirking."That's fine I'll take 10 metres."With anticipation written all over his face the salesman quikly measures and wrap the cloth and gives it to her.She picks up the parcel and pointing to the old man standing next to her says:"Grandpa will pay the bill".
What did the elephant say to the naked man?#]"It's cute-but can you pick up peanuts with it?"
How to handle woman!!!!
After hearing a couple's complaints that their sex life wasn't what it use to be,a sex counseller suggests they try the wheelbarrow position.They go home and the husband is raring to go."Well,ok."the heatiant wife agrees,"but only on 1 condition;you have to promise me that we won't go past my parents house".
Answers: hahaaahxxx Listen Miss Smutty... i still cannot respond to u!!!..have u got something to hide?xxx i think they meant a barrel...you know, like just kissing or something??? i like them 7 outa 10!!! Wow ok what was thequestion again phaaaaa! i can imagine the sale guys face, and as for the second joke............talk about excitement! still good though. very good the 1st one made me laugh though
******************************... A duck walks into a bar and says to the bar tender "I'll have a beer".
The bartender says "Hey! a talking ducky where did you come from?"
The duck says "I'm working the construction site across the street".
And the bartender says, "Well why are you working construction when you could be making millions in the circus?"
And the duck said "What would the circus want with a brick laying duck?" ha ha ha funny LOL