Man goes on a bear hunt,gets a permit to shoot 1 bear but takes guns.a.22,an ele!
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Man goes on a bear hunt,gets a permit to shoot 1 bear but takes guns.a.22,an elephant gun and a .303 army?
issue for long range.asked why the 3 guns he explained that the .22 was for close range as he did not want to damage the hide,the e.gun was for medium range if the bear was very big,and the .303 for long range.He sets off and as he drives up the mountain he sees a 30 stone grizzly grazing in a clearing not 30 yds from his car.winding down the window he takes aim with the .22 and fires,hits bear right behind the ear,bear drops.man goes to clearing ,looks about-no bear.a tap on the shoulder and the bear says,what do you think you are doing? 30 stone of muscle and you annoy me by using a .22,you have given me a headache.Man is worried!!,bear says either i tear you limb from limb OR you drop your trousers and i give you one and we call it quits. Man not happy ,walking shakily back to car he gets angry and gets the elephant gun,bear is ambling back into woods,he shoots,bear goes down,man goes to find bear.when he gets to where he thinks bear is-no bear!-tap on shoulder,man turns round. Additional Details
15 hours ago
and bear says-you have really p.issed me off,that hurt and i am going to rip you apart UNLESS i whistle my mates from the woods and we all give you a good stuffing .28 bears later the man crawls back to the car,gets the .303 and takes aim,the bear is about half a mile away by now.he shoots,bear drops like a stone.man shuffles back up the mountain and looks for the bear.just then he gets a tap on the shoulder,there is the bear ,grinning all over his face-the man realises he is in deep s.hit,the bear looks him straight in the eye and says--- i don't think you are here for the shooting.
Answers: 15 hours ago
and bear says-you have really p.issed me off,that hurt and i am going to rip you apart UNLESS i whistle my mates from the woods and we all give you a good stuffing .28 bears later the man crawls back to the car,gets the .303 and takes aim,the bear is about half a mile away by now.he shoots,bear drops like a stone.man shuffles back up the mountain and looks for the bear.just then he gets a tap on the shoulder,there is the bear ,grinning all over his face-the man realises he is in deep s.hit,the bear looks him straight in the eye and says--- i don't think you are here for the shooting. It seems the others are not reading it, properly, all the way through.
I get it, though not in the same way nor as many times as the hunter! (solved his haemorrhoid problem!) what?!?!?!?!?!? and it's the bears wife saying I told you to use your most powerful gun. He'll never stay down with those. Don't you want us to be together??? I thought you loved me. Apparently I BEARLY know you....lol and then what happened ??? Shamoulies round the goolies m8.............. If everyone else gets it then I must be extratorestrial coz I dont..... Ffs can I have a star for reading that. Nooo! I don't think so! Use a heaver load next time. Then you won't get a heavy load.