Joke whats his name....The Devil walks into a crowded bar.?!
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Joke whats his name....The Devil walks into a crowded bar.?
When the people see who it is,they all run out except this one old man. So the devil walks up to him and says" Do you know who I am?" and the old man sips his beer and answers "yep". The Devil says "Well, why aren’t you afraid of me?" The old man looks over and says" I’ve been married to your sister for 27 years, why the hell should I be scared of you.
Doctor: Do you watch your husbands face while making love?
Lady: I did once & saw anger.
Doctor: why?
Lady: Because he was watching from the window
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Wife sits for 4hours looking at her marriage cerftificate.
Husband asks "what are u doing?"
She replies: "I’m looking for the fuckin expiry date!!!!!!!
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Eve says to Adam...... ’’ What do you mean the kids don’t look like you?!’’
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This the routien of all marriges the 1st 6 month the wife listens to what the husband wanrts to say the next 6 months the husband says and husband listens and for the rest of the life they both say and naeighbors have to listen.
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Instead of getting married.
Just find a girl you don’t like and buy her a house.
Answers: BAHAHAHAHHHAHHA u rock... omg keep on with the jokes.... throws a shiny star at u tehe... funny! haha funny Henny Youngman and Rodney Dangerfield combo.Good. :D