I joke i have posted in the past ..what colour was the car...A married couple ar!


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I joke i have posted in the past ..what colour was the car...A married couple are driving along a highway?


doing sixty mph, the wife behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks over at her and says, "Honey, I know we’ve been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."
The wife says nothing but slowly increases speed to seventy mph.

He then says, "I don’t want you to try to talk me out of it, because I’ve been having an affair with your best friend, and she’s a better lover than you are."

Again the wife stays quiet but speeds up as her anger increases.

"I want the house," he insists, pressing his luck. Again the wife speeds up, to eighty mph.

He says, "I want the car, too," but she just drives faster and faster.

By now she’s up to ninety mph. "All right," he says, "I want the bank accounts, and all the credit cards, too."

The wife slowly starts to veer toward a bridge.

This makes him a bit nervous, so he says, "Isn’t there anything you want?"

The wife says, "No, I’ve got everything I need."

"Oh, really," he says, "so what have you got?"

Right before they slam into the wall at a hundred mph, the wife smiles and says, "The airbag."


Answers: nice :D but dont you think that the wife would die anyways even if she had an air bag at 100km/h? I love this joke. My goodness! Funny but violent! not funny AHAHAHAHAH THAT WAS SO ******* FUNNY--- u get a shiny star Cruel :D the car was destroyed, so badly, that the color would be indistinguishable

the man says ouch
funny haha heard before but its funny & worth the read again

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