One for all..even those i'm forgetting?!
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One for all..even those i'm forgetting?
Seems that this old couple are having trouble remembering things, so they sign up for a memory course. The course is wonderful and introduces them to a technique called word/name association. They come home and tell all their relatives, friends, and neighbors about it. Some months later, a neighbor approaches the man as he tends the garden. "Say, Ed, what was the name of the instructor of that memory course you liked so much?" "Well, it was...hmmm...let me think a minute... What's the name of that flower, you know, the one that smells so nice, but has thorns on the stems...?" "You mean a rose?" "Yeah, that's it...(shouting toward house) Hey, Rose, what was the memory course instructor's name?" Additional Details
7 hours ago
hope u get the pun?
Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate was Debdas Banerjee an Indian (Bengali ) guy. Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asking those who do not know JAVA program to leave. 2000 people left the room. Debdas said to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try' Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people to leave. 2000 people left the room. Debdas said to himself ' I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?' So he stayed. Then Bill Gates asked candidates who did not have management diplomas to leave. 500 people left the room. Debdas said to himself, 'I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose?' So he stayed in the room.
7 hours ago
So he stayed and found himself with one other candidate. Everyone else had gone. Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serbo - Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.' Calmly, Debdas turned to the other candidate and said - 'Ki cholchhe dada. Kemon achho.' ( In Bengali)
6 hours ago
– The other candidate answered - 'bhalo achhi bhai.' (In Bengali)
Answers: 7 hours ago
hope u get the pun?
Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate was Debdas Banerjee an Indian (Bengali ) guy. Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asking those who do not know JAVA program to leave. 2000 people left the room. Debdas said to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try' Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people to leave. 2000 people left the room. Debdas said to himself ' I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?' So he stayed. Then Bill Gates asked candidates who did not have management diplomas to leave. 500 people left the room. Debdas said to himself, 'I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose?' So he stayed in the room.7 hours ago
So he stayed and found himself with one other candidate. Everyone else had gone. Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serbo - Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.' Calmly, Debdas turned to the other candidate and said - 'Ki cholchhe dada. Kemon achho.' ( In Bengali)6 hours ago
– The other candidate answered - 'bhalo achhi bhai.' (In Bengali) hahaha....lol...that was really good....thanks for posting it...star* for you...ENJOY! thanks for the nice joke. lol This was posted last week...here on Yahoo Answers Nice one.