About computers?!
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About computers?
Top 10 reasons computers must be male:
10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
9. A better model is always just around the corner.
8. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
7. It is always necessary to have a backup.
6. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
5. The best part of having either one is the games you can play.
4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
3. The lights are on but nobody's home.
2. Big power surges knock them out for the night.
1. Size does matter. Additional Details
1 day ago
bighands go back to bed and try getting out of the right side wheres your sense of humour
Answers: 1 day ago
bighands go back to bed and try getting out of the right side wheres your sense of humour wow i like this and i have one word to say awsome hey you are great dude good i really appreciate this is fantastic and i have one reason also why the computer was male:
1)it is strong and have hard shape ya sure i got a joke for you
why do men drink so much?
to make women like you look better
well maybe if you said something funny i would have laughed and not given a stupid reply like the stupid joke haha i like it!!! i like that very good well put ha ha Top 10 Reasons computers must be males ( i jus did this while sitting at work
1) they arent stubborn
2) they dont complain
3) they look nice without makeup
4) there easy
5) they work hard
6) they dont bleed once a month
7) they are smart
8) they do all the work for you
9) they are moneymakers
10) they dont NAG good one... :) cool its nice and true. Five reasons to believe computers are females :
1.No one but the creater understands their internal logic.
2.The native language they use to communicate with other
computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3.The message 'Bad command or file name' is about as
informative as 'If you don't know why I am mad at you, then
I am certainly not going to tell you.'
4.As soon as you make a commitment to one,you find yourself
spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.
5.Even your smallest mistakes are stored in longterm memory for later retrieval hahaha
like 'em they make them in blond too.lol *lol* :-)