The Vacuum Salesmen?!


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The Vacuum Salesmen?


A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

" Good morning, " said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."

"Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!"and she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until! you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."

The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a darned good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning."


Answers: FUNNY!!!! good going granny! A classic hahahahahahahah. LOL Thanks, that's funny! oops,lol hahaha really funny! hahahaha. good joke! Mwaahhh ha hah hah he he he he he he he he he he he ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!! omg still havent stopped laughing!!!!!! that is a really good one!!!!!!!!!!! He sure was a dumb dude, should of listened to the old lady. that is a good joke. Ohhhh


That's good LOL

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