A joke for all seasons! staaaarrrrrsssssssss!?!


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A joke for all seasons! staaaarrrrrsssssssss!?


A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of the house decided to give their butler, Jeeves, the rest of the night off. She said they would be home very late, and that he should just enjoy his evening. As it turned out, however, the wife wasn't having a good time at the party, so she came home early, alone. Her husband had to stay with the others since several of his important clients were there. As the woman walked into her house, she saw Jeeves sitting by
himself in the dining room. She called for him to follow her, and led him into the master bedroom. She then closed and locked the door. She looked at him and said, "Jeeves, take off my dress." He did this carefully. "Jeeves," she continued, "take off my stockings and garter." He silently obeyed her. "Jeeves," she then said, "remove my bra and panties." As he did this, the tension continued to mount. She looked at him and then said, "Jeeves, if I ever catch you wearing my clothes again, you're fired!"


Answers: star! one for u who is lost in the woods......just like this bat?
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night, covered in fresh blood. He parked himself on the ceiling of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and started hassling him about where he'd got it. He told them to piss off and let him get some sleep. However, they persisted until he finally gave in. "Okay, follow me," he said as he flapped out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a forest of trees. Finally he slowed and all the other bats excitedly milled around him. "Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked. "YES, YES, YES!" all the other bats screamed in a frenzy. "GOOD," shouted the bat, "BECAUSE I ******* DIDN'T. Nice :-) I've heard it but it was a little johnny joke but very nice i am still laughing. That is the BEST joke I have heard all day! haha cute one, keep em coming...star! hahaha.
How can one tells someone to enjoy himself and then tells him he'll be fired the next time he's caught.thanks for posting. haha That's funny!!! hahaha i thought he was taking her clothes off of her LOL
funny! 1 star 4 ya looolz never heard it before... that's good! lol roflmao

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