Staggering Drunk - funny or not?!
Question:
Staggering Drunk - funny or not?
There's this drunk staggering down the street with his car keys in his hand.
He keeps staggering from one parked car to another until he is finally detained by a policeman ...
PM: "What's the problem, buddy?"
DRUNK: "Someone stole my car! *hic*"
PM: "Where did you last see it?"
DRUNK: "It was right here on the end of my car key ..."
PM: "Uh huh. Did you happen to notice your fly is open?"
DRUNK: *Looking down at his fly* "Omigod occifer! Someone stole my girlfriend, too!"
Answers: Well worth the star,,ha ha ha v good heard it before...but still funny
here's one for you
A man wanted to determine if both his wife and mistress were faithful to him. So he decided to send them on the same cruise, then later question each one on the other's behavior.
When his wife returned, he asked her about the people on the trip in general, then casually asked her about the specific behavior of the passenger he knew to be his mistress. "She slept with nearly every man on the ship," his wife reported.
The disheartened man then rendezvoused with his cheating mistress to ask her the same questions about his wife.
"She was a real lady," his mistress said.
"How so?" the encouraged man asked.
"She came on board with her husband and never left his side."
CHeeRios lmao! thats the funniest thing i have heard all day!!!
well it was pretty funny to me!!!! that's very funny, at first i didn't get it but at the end me and my friend cracked up (laughing)!!!!!!!! Not bad. It is quite good. That is funny. lol haha!
brilliant joke! Funny! Ha Ha! Funny! 10! LOL!!! Funny =) class