Pat and Mike - funny or not?!
Question:
Pat and Mike - funny or not?
Pat and Mike had been drinking buddies and friends for years.
After having a few drinks in a bar, Mike said to Pat
"We have been friends for years and years and if I should die before you do would you do me a favor?
Get the best bottle of Irish whiskey you can find and pour it over my grave."
Pat replied, "I would be glad to do that for you my old friend.
But would you mind if I passed it through my bladder first?"
Answers: I get it. He wants a good drink first. lol not Good one lol ahahhahah that was f-u-n-n-y!!! throws a shiiiiiny star at u--- buh bye star xD thats very funny ha ha ha After days in the wilderness Paddy and Mike stumble into a bar in the wild west and ask for two beers.
Unfortunately they've got no money and the barman won't give them credit.
Just then a bloke walks in with a Red Indian's head under his arm.
The barman shakes his head and says, "I hate Indians. The ba*tards burnt my barn to the ground,. I'll give $1,000 to any man who brings me the head of a Red Indian."
The two Irishmen look at each other and then go off to find a Red Indian.
Later that day they see one, and Mike throws a stone which hits the guy on the head.
The Indian falls off his horse but lands 70ft down a ravine.
Paddy and Mike dash down into the ravine where Paddy starts sawing the Indian's head off.
Suddenly Mike says, "Paddy look at this...."
"In a minute"Paddy says
"No, look at this....,"says Mike.
"Can't ya see I'm fookin busy....."
Mike grabs hold of him and Paddy looks up to see 10,000 Indians standing at the top of the ravine.
"Fook me!" says Paddy, "We're gonna be millionaires!" Amusing? ............A little.
Funny? ................. No.
Perhaps if Pat replied: "I'll do better than that Mike, I'll drink to your memory first and then sprinkle it over your grave". no... haha, that's amusing! Good one. Ok Joke lol typical irish hehehe ...have a star