A FEW SILLY ONES TO START XXX funny or not XXX?!
Question:
A FEW SILLY ONES TO START XXX funny or not XXX?
What is round, white, and laughs a lot?
A tickled onion.
What is wet and slippery and likes Latin American music?
A conga eel.
What is the only kind of dog that you can eat?
A hot dog.
What is the best way to get in touch with your long-lost relatives?
Win the lottery.
What is a maniokleptic?
Someone who walks backwards into shops and leaves things behind.
What is the difference between an angry circus owner and a Roman barber?
One is a raving showman, and the other is a shaving Roman!
What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?
One wears a suit, and the other just pants.
What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
Everyone knows that you can't tuna fish.
What is the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?
One wears a suit, and the other just pants.
WHAT is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Finding half a maggot...
Answers: it is an excellent start.
thanks for you time to make me laugh.
really good job haha! the last one was funniest. in my opinion... you said:
"What is the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?
One wears a suit, and the other just pants."
overall, they were ok Yes it is good to get us in a silly mood for the rest of your jokes. hahaha Good start there but I think the last one has put me off eating apples though. I get this picture of one half of the maggot in the apple and the other half in my mouth omg yuck!!! lol My dog might be hot but your not going to eat him. hahahaha you have me in a silly mood now. lmao funny. teehee
I used to love the beano
lol These are rather silly but I like them anyway